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  • vanya anindya
    vanya anindya
    Some twat upacara dimulai
    (banal)
  • vanya anindya
    vanya anindya
    Some twat http://www.twattering.co.uk/index.php
    (banal)
  • vanya anindya
    vanya anindya
    Some twat facebook sialan kok jadi gede sih aneh!
    (banal)
  • vanya anindya
    vanya anindya
    Some twat aku punya Twattering yeee!!!
    (banal)
    • vanya anindya - senang nya hihi
  • vanya anindya
    vanya anindya
    Some twat kok bisa gitu ?ya hahahahhaha
    (ego worshipping)
  • vanya anindya
    vanya anindya
    Some twat :)))
    (banal)
  • Jetteh
    Jetteh
    Some twat really needs to shower, tidy her room, and get ready too see Mark >.<
    (generally crap)
    • Jetteh's reason - Then fucking do it you fat twat.
  • Jetteh
    Jetteh
    Some twat Is really missing my fone now !!!!!!!! and wudlike to have a night out soooooooon :0
    (generally crap)
    • Jetteh's reason - Just, urgh. Chatspeak made redundant, in terms of shortening the time it takes to type, by the amount of extra, fucking stupid, characters.
  • Crystal Tips
    Crystal Tips
    Some twat Bloody hell! First it's my daughter and now my 4 yr old son to one of the girls at nursery "We had to give daddy some medicine to stop him being silly". Wonder how many other people he's told.
    (ego worshipping)
    • Crystal Tips's reason - Not half as many as you via this status, you attention-seeking, smug, over-sharing twat.
  • GrahamBell
    GrahamBell
    Some twat argh
    (generally crap)
  • Bocketts
    Bocketts
    Some twat just looked on google to see if I could create Twattering.co.uk!
    (generally crap)
  • rosigustiani
    rosigustiani
    Some twat detik demi detik..
    (generally crap)
    • rosigustiani's reason - y iya lagh..