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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    Some twat Jon has only got half an hour left till he gets to go home
    (banal)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    Some twat Ellie is still at work (FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!)
    (banal)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    Some twat helen has got a 5 hr train journey tomorrow
    (self pitying)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    Some twat Helen is bored.
    (generally crap)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    Some twat Sarah is shocked at her diary - why is it SO full!
    (self pitying)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    Some twat is doing d.i.y
    (banal)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    Some twat is thinking why is everthing falling apart
    (self pitying)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    Some twat is off on holiday to the sunshine tomorrow....cant wait.....whooooo!!!!!
    (generally crap)