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  • Crystal Tips
    Crystal Tips
    Some twat Bloody hell! First it's my daughter and now my 4 yr old son to one of the girls at nursery "We had to give daddy some medicine to stop him being silly". Wonder how many other people he's told.
    (ego worshipping)
    • Crystal Tips's reason - Not half as many as you via this status, you attention-seeking, smug, over-sharing twat.
  • GrahamBell
    GrahamBell
    Some twat argh
    (generally crap)
  • Bocketts
    Bocketts
    Some twat just looked on google to see if I could create Twattering.co.uk!
    (generally crap)
  • rosigustiani
    rosigustiani
    Some twat detik demi detik..
    (generally crap)
    • rosigustiani's reason - y iya lagh..
  • rosigustiani
    rosigustiani
    Some twat nyamuk sialan..
    (self pitying)
    • rosigustiani's reason - hahaha...
  • rosigustiani
    rosigustiani
    Some twat gila tw anak.. gw d blang gila.. dsar stres... :P
    (banal)
  • rosigustiani
    rosigustiani
    Some twat siapa yang mw pijitin aq.. aq beri uang.. hahaha.. :D
    (banal)
  • rosigustiani
    rosigustiani
    Some twat asyik... td nonton bareng ma tmen.. seru...
    (banal)
  • rosigustiani
    rosigustiani
    Some twat ..................
    (banal)
    • rosigustiani's reason - .................
  • kevinevil
    kevinevil
    Some twat enggak ada yang bisa di ajak curhat dari tadi ,menyedihkaan :'( *nyesek
    (banal)
    • kevinevil's reason - ckck..
  • kevinevil
    kevinevil
    Some twat banjir,banjir,banjir LAGI................ CILEDUG DI LANDA BANJIRRR
    (self pitying)
    • kevinevil's reason - wahahaha..
  • kevinevil
    kevinevil
    Some twat HOAMMM...
    (ego worshipping)
    • kevinevil's reason - hem.. ngantuk /??